nsfw pale x
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
18.bisexual.depressed.horny.sex.cats.random.enjoy
Taken by http://jake-the-dog-666.tumblr.com
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
*shouts while naked*
How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
U go head and be hot as hell sweatin wit ya balls all musty stuck to ya leg tittes dripping sweat ass crack mess cause you scared ya mom gon flame you the fuck up with some “I used to change ya pampers” jokes
GUESS YOUR GUNNA MISS THE NUDE PARADE! ;)
I’m kinda shy when I ask you for the size of your cock but like……you’re really huge and my inner slut just wanna know.
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.
stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one
And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single
"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife
sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
When an angel falls,
No one notices until they have completely lost their glow,
Until they have fallen so far into the darkness,
That their light is swallowed whole.
No one notices except the others who have fallen,
As they have seen the struggle first hand,
And those who have previously fallen try their hardest to build up that angel,
As they do not want to see anyone fall into those depths.
The depths of darkness where there is no escape,
They try their hardest to keep that angels light bright and vibrant so that someone will see them in that darkness,
So someone will come and help lift them up and help them heal.
